And Many False Prophets ….

It seems that something prophetic is going to happen today.  In case you’re interested, here’s someone else who likes calculating dates and drawing charts.


But just in case we survive today, the discussion may continue here of Weinland’s failure to warn of the recent hurricanes he no doubt called down upon us.  But perhaps he was distracted by reductions in revenues, particularly if he hasn’t yet paid the taxes he owes from 9 through 14 years ago.


102 thoughts on “And Many False Prophets ….

  1. Martin, I’ve heard things being “established” so many times, it sounds like Ron is stating that God had filed bankruptcy or something numerous times.

    Wasn’t things supposed to be “established” back in 2008?? Well no scratch that…….
    How ’bout in 2011?? No…….gotta change that too………..
    And then in 2012?? Whoops………try again next year!
    2013?? I heard crickets the entire year.

    And now we’re coming (and fast) on 2019, and there’s that established diatribe again. As you said——–if things are supposed to be established, I’d think people should be beating a path to PKG’s doors, not running away from it or being tossed out on their ears. 😮

    Just wait till next year folks……I can almost guarantee that there will be a sequel sermon to the 2011 bombshell Feast sermon that had 80% of the audience in tears about Christ not returning, and wouldn’t you know…………………………he didn’t.

    On another note………….Randy, are you out there?? If you could, ask your mother if she can tell how many folks were at the Feast in her best guesstimate (that’s if she was there). Now she might be headed off at the pass by Ron or Laura AS I KNOW THEY READ THIS BLOG AND WILL DO ANYTHING TO KEEP THEIR FRAUD HIDDEN.

    But, inquiring minds want to know! 😉


  2. From today, Christ Return is (if Ron is correct, he isn’t)

    1 year, 8 months, and some change….

    Ron (the tax thief, and liar and false prophet), at one point said that the “harm” done to the TW’s, doesn’t have to be physical to invoke a response (death) from the TW’s. I checked the greek, and this seems to be a viable assumption.

    And here, and surely elsewhere, many have decried Ron as a false prophet and worse.

    As of yet, there has been no response from the coward. No fire breathing of any kind. Not from him, nor from his prattling gossiping meddling lazy wife. Nor from Audra who was ordained a prophet (lol).

    I think Jeremy is supposed to be a prophet too……nothing from him either.

    My conclusion?

    Ron is falsest false prophet there could possibly be. Ron practically has this tattooed on his thick forehead.


  3. FNN: “Wasn’t things supposed to be “established” back in 2008?? Well no scratch that…….
    How ’bout in 2011?? No…….gotta change that too………..
    And then in 2012?? Whoops………try again next year!
    2013?? I heard crickets the entire year.”

    *** chirp ***

    Outside my window, the crickets are making a huge racket…….


  4. “…it sounds like Ron is stating that God had filed bankruptcy or something numerous times.”

    I’m still laughing!!!


    Hi Ron!




    In Zerubabbel (real name Michael Noordhoek from St. John AZ) latest video he says the following:

    1. His step-daughter (WHICH HE NAMES IN THE VIDEO) decided to go out into the world to get a job to bring in so money so Z and his wife wouldn’t be so poor (1:40 in the video).

    2. Mihcael goes to her tent and finds that she didn’t do it and is remorseful for having kind of broken away from the faith.

    3. She is now more devout and her penitence according to Michael coincides with him seeing the revelation 12 sing of the Virgin in the sky.

    4. Michael now thinks his step daughter is a prophetess who is destined to bring forth ‘THE THIRD MAN CHILD” AT THIS TIME” … the first being Christ, the second being Michael himself (2:46 in the video).

    5. Michael then announces that God has now proclaimed him King of Israel (after 5:28 in the video) and that MICHAEL, AS THE KING OF ISRAEL IS TO BE THE FATHER OF THIS MAN CHILD!! Michael makes this announcement at around 8:20 in the video.




    1. At one point Zerubabbel mentioned the age of his step-daughter as 23. Via information from a private email exchange, I have her age as approximately 20. Either way she is not a minor. And not his biological daughter, so no crime there. Case in point is that of Woody Allen and his sort-of-adopted daughter. If this were a crime, I believe that the State of Arizona would have jurisdiction even if they’re still camping out on federal property.

      Interestingly, the name he used for her is not the name I was given but rather an alias I made up when blogging about them.


  6. I think Z is clinically insane. Not because of difference in religious belief, but because of hid irrational behavoirs.


  7. Oh, sorry. I could have sworn she was not of age the way Zerubabbel spoke of her. Either way, it is effing sick to have babies with your own children…even if they are non-blood gained through a marriage. That is a fatherly relationship…Zerubabbel is a pervert!!


  8. Just even talking about contemplating such an act with an adopted child, is revolting.

    If the father and adopted daughter go on to do this, they are sick, sick, sick.


  9. He is now talking about how God will be sending money AND virgins to his camp to start a future holy family of god for the Millennium…as he is now the “King of Israel” and god has revealed blah blah blah. His repairingtehbreachDOTinfo site is gone and he is still having major financial trouble…but still goes on to say he KNOWS that god definitely for sure wants him to have sex with his step daughter who is now a prophetesses because SHE now has wacky feelings in the desert…

    What is it with old white guys that run away to the desert to wear towels on their head and make dates for the end of the world? They ALWAYS start having sex with their relatives…. and animals eventually. You know you have to put a protective barrier around everyone’s bum when some random guy named Steve runs into the wilderness with an old book…


  10. Just exactly how are these “truths” revealed to Z the (incestuous?) nutcase?

    Does he hear voices at night?

    Does he have visions?

    You know what was revealed to me?

    That Z is an insane perverted false prophet.


  11. It’s kind of funny when you think about it. If most of us saw some wild-eyed homeless dude dumpster diving as he recited scriptures, we’d probably just shake our heads, dismiss him, and go on our way. If we warned anyone, it might be the mother and her kids about to enter the alley. But, in Armstrongism, we’re almost forced to take such people and the damages they can do more seriously. In the ACOGs, they might take a bath, shave, and wear a suit, but they still prattle on with the same nonsense. And because they don’t have the outward appearance of homeless schizophrenics, some people follow them and pay them tithes.



  12. Taking on the title of King of Israel!!!! What hubris!!!!!!

    I think that position is already taken.

    I hate to think that Z has attempted to impregnate his adopted daughter at this point in time.

    I wonder how much does the wife believe her husband? Is she a believer?? How the hell does she put up with his crazy nonsense????? Most women would have left this nutcase years ago…..


    1. I first blogged about Zerubabbel on this post:
      In it I invented some aliased names, interestingly Kendra is both the alias I chose and the name that the prophetess is using.

      Later on I blogged again in this post:
      Mrs Z herself, “Melissa”, left a comment. I think it probable that she’s still drinking Z’s Flavor Aid.


  13. M(elissa) sounds like a believer.

    She said to prove Z wrong. We don’t have to, time has already proven Z to be wrong multiple, multiple times.

    NOTHING Z has said has come true.

    I would say that if Christ Himself came down and told Z that he was wrong and was a false prophet, that Z would believe that He was a demon, and rebuke Him, and continue on with his(Z’s) false beliefs and false practices and false prophecies.


  14. The only way to deal with false prophets is to wait for when God will deal with them directly, and sending angels to gather them and burn them. It seems that death is the only solution that will work, and nothing will dissuade most of them from their false positions and false beliefs and false prophecies.


  15. Matthew 7:22 KJV “Many will say to me on that day, “‘Master, Master, have we not prophesied in Thy name, …”

    Z will be saying this….
    Ronald Weinland will be saying this….
    Robert Breaker (guy in video) will be saying this…..


  16. UPDATE:

    In his new video “The Holy Seed has Been Sown” (ewww! gross!!) Zerubabbel, who now is practically boasting about impregnating his own step-daughter, goes on a VERY revealing rant at the end of the video.

    Starting at around 22m:56s he angrily admits:

    1. The people that sold him his land are in the process of foreclosing.

    2. The people that sold him the shed structure he and his “two wives” live in are about to repossess it,

    3. He couldn’t pay for his repairingthebreach website so it is gone and he is far behind on paying for Internet.

    4. He is barely able to feed his livestock, and his own family is running out of food

    5. His phone has been shut off.

    6. He then gets off what might be a parting shot when he talks about how we all must be talking about him (ergo gloating about his failure), and says that no matter what happens he and his “two wives” will continue to serve Yahweh, etc.

    Oh how I lovvvvvvvvve watching evil and perverted people fall prey to their own arrogance. So much talk for nothing. From self-appointed King of Israel to homeless incest enthusiast… yup, sounds like an advanced case of Armstrongism to me!


    1. Wonder how Z is able to upload YouTube videos if he can’t afford a phone.

      On a different but related topic, interesting that Ron’s no-doubt-a-barn-burner Last Great Day sermon is not yet posted on his website, 2 days after the big event.


  17. ALSO:

    Another thing I find interesting about Zerubabbel’s latest video is how he plays the victim yet again: how god is showing US how terrible WE are for “causing” him become so poor and maybe homeless. “Poor, innocent Zerubabbel” is suffering because we wouldn’t give him money when he arrogantly yelled at us and got perverse with his step-daughter! It is never his fault. He says at the end of his video:

    “if this happens in the days that are ahead, then so be it…we will continue to obey his voice and wait on his deliverance”… like he and his “two wives” are merely the classic image of three humble servants of god merely doing Jesus’ work, like a country preacher family that can’t afford a church. Zerubabbel has been a wildly delusional, arrogant, boastful, spiteful, narcissistic pervert and spiritual bully who was kicked out of two countries (Greece and Israel) for petty fraud and mental instability.

    Isn’t it always the way? When a narcissist/bully loses his power he acts like he is being persecuted…classic coward…


  18. Even if she were not his step-daughter, Z is committing adultery.

    It is revolting that they all 3 consented to this act (I assume the wife approved too).

    The title of King of Israel has already been given to David, nobody can take that away from him.

    I also do wonder how he uploads this stuff? I think he probably finds a local library, or maybe just uses a cafe that has wifi to do it…….lots and lots of places have wifi now….a lot of grocery stores, and big chain stores have it now.


  19. It is horrible that people who commit blatant sins, find some explanation that God not only approves of it, but in one way or another directed them to do it……what a tragedy.

    If you can not discern that committing adultery/fornication/sex sins, with your own step daughter is horribly wrong, you should shut up and never preach again.


  20. Zerubabbel, Ron and Laura need to trade ideas and come up with one sound solution to get them out of their money dilemma. It’s called……………………………

    G E T T I N G A J O B!

    I don’t know about Ron, but Laura’s still young enough towork (she’s a little older than me…….61 I think?) And Zerubabbel is NOT an old man by any stretch! Get out there and work!

    Mike, interesting about the TLGD sermon not being up yet. You can be sure like you said that there’s a lot of slicing and dicing going on! On that note…………anyone out there have any sound numbers on the attendance?? My bets are that there was less than 100 people there at any one time. 😉


  21. Throughout my life and career, I’ve generally cultivated the areas where positive feedback, and positive results are manifesting themselves. It has worked in a fairly effective manner. This seems to be exactly the opposite of what people in Armstrongism or its offshoots tend to do. This Zerubbabel, if he were an analytical person, would realize that there are no positive results to the so-called ministry for which which he apparently feels a calling. I’ve heard mainstream Christian ministers preach that if you are attempting to discover your God-given purpose or talents, you should pray about it, try some things out, and see if God will bless them with positive results. If He doesn’t, then go on to the next thing until there are positive results. That makes a great deal of sense.

    The only people who are going to follow a mentally unstable person are other mentally unstable people. Who would financially support some ignorant hillbilly who suffers delusions that God wants him to impregnate his step-daughter? Most of the criminals in prison and jail, and half the patients in mental hospitals would be dumbfounded by such teaching. Zerrubabel is part of the 15% of the general population that behavioral scientists tell us are totally incapable of taking care of themselves, or being functional members of civilization. I hope that he is a minimalist or ascetic by nature, because the future for his so-called ministry is non-existent.



  22. Randy, does your mother have any information on The Last Great Day sermon? What it was about?

    I am curious too, as to why this hasn’t been posted……


  23. I just went to PKG’s YouTube page looking for that elusive LGD sermon. There were four videos that were posted…….I have to assume from the Feast. Hardly any of them didn’t get over 500 views?? Wow! 😮


    1. From the date on the YouTube video, Ron recorded that LGD video before the feast, maybe from the living room in his house. I sampled it a bit, hardly an electrifying sermon.

      Here we are on Sunday evening, still hasn’t posted the sermon from yesterday.


  24. “I just went to PKG’s YouTube page looking for that elusive LGD sermon. There were four videos that were posted…….I have to assume from the Feast. Hardly any of them didn’t get over 500 views?? Wow! ”

    Where are any prophecies “against the Nations”? Ron wrote a whole damn book about this….

    Shouldn’t he follow up by actually prophesying something?

    ie This nation will have earthquakes

    That nation will have rivers of blood

    Another nation will be plagued by flies…

    You know…like Moses did….Moses was EXPLICIT in all details, and all happened EXACTLY as he spoke (something that occurs with TRUE prophets of the True God).

    What do we get? We get pithy sermons….that sound good, but mean nothing.


  25. MARTIN said:

    “It would be funny if (Zerubbabel’s step-daughter) pregnancy took, and she gives birth to a daughter”, though Z “revealed” in Scripture that she was to bear a special son.

    Oh Martin…you know Zerubabbel, he changes the laws and rules and Scripture every two seconds to make the Bible about himself. He even says right at the end of his “Holy Seed” video (starting at 23:52) that Yeshua prophesied that he, Zerubabbel, would be homeless…even though Zerubabbel’s videos have been HOURS and HOURS of vain boasting about how God has made Z’s pitiful little failed goat farm “the holiest place on earth” and that 33% of the English speaking world would be flocking to it any day now, and it is the Place of Safety, etc. Think about it. He says that Yeshua…JESUS CHRIST… PROPHESIED that Zerubabbel would be homeless.

    This is a guy who was booted from Greece and Israel for petty fraud and mental instability, who has now proclaimed himself the King of Israel and committed perversion with his step-daughter…that JESUS spoke prophetically about HIM!! LMAO! You think anything in the REAL world will penetrate this thick of a barrier of lunacy encasing his mind/soul?

    If Zerubabbel is holy…then I am a 3000 ft tall chocolate statue of Abraham Lincoln….


  26. I watched some of the LGD sermon…LOL!

    This is an End Time Witness who will shock and awe the world with his words and deeds? Over whose dead body the world will rejoice? I can think of no more worse candidate for shocker and awe-r of the world than this guy who looks like he took two Ambien and and is dreaming that he is giving a sermon! This will make a great anesthetic for people undergoing major dental work or minor surgery.

    Zerubabbel is impregnating away and going homeless, and Weinland is going to sleep… my oh my… the PKG is really putting on a show of “excellence” these days…


  27. Here’s hoping Zerubabbel is shooting blanks, so to speak. If he manages to produce a child, it will need the intervention of the authorities immediately.


  28. Z says that Yeshua prophesied that Z would “not have a place to lay my head”……

    The only place that I can see in referance to not having a place to lay one’s head is :

    “(Mat 8:20) And Jesus saith unto him, The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of man hath not where to lay his head.”

    A verse which Jesus applies to Himself…..apparently Z is appropriating this verse for himself. The man is a lunatic.


  29. Z is applying something Christ applies to Himself, to himself(Z), adding to his long list of blasphemies and heresies.


  30. Yes indeed… what a shame that I didn’t give all my money to a a homeless pervert that wears a bath towel on his head who thinks he is one of the Two Witnesses…who also thinks Jesus talked about him…this being the same guy who once attended a “church” run by a tax fraud who thinks he too is one of the Two Witnesses.

    It is a veritable Festival of Idiots and Sub-Idiots!


  31. What are these people going to think on judgement day????????????????????????????

    I prophesied falsely in your name, I slept with my step-daughter, I defrauded the government, I took money from a widow, I took tithes and lived high on the hog, took boat cruise trips, went to casinos (rather than use tithes for preaching, the only acceptable use).

    How these people can look into the mirror astounds me……


  32. Then again, David is a descendant of Lot… Mr. Genesis 19 himself… and guess who is descended from David?


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