The second part of the sixth chapter of False Prophet Ronald Weinland’s third book has been posted to his website. Ron continues with the notion of the variable length prophetic days, one of which was an actual day of Pentecost in 2012 on which Christ failed to show up after having failed to express his regrets to God’s Most Formidable Prophet. The 50-day period leading up to Pentecost of 2019 is yet another prophetic day during which the seven plagues will be poured out to save humans by killing them.
It also seems that the Mark of the Beast is a calendar laid out with Monday in the first column and Sunday in the seventh which Ron has seen in Europe. With all of Ron’s new variable prophecies, one remains set: the rise of a 10-nation European revival of the Holy Roman Empire to fight Jesus Christ when he returns on his UFO.
The sermon for this weekend (actually recorded last weekend) has been posted. During the announcements, Ron discusses having yet again restructuring and streamlining the ministry due to the downsized church. Apparently a lot of purging and pruning has gone on to cut back the church so that it can grow again following the publication of Ron’s third book; just as it did in 2007 and 2008 after Ron’s second book. Wonder where Ron’s going to get the money for all the Google advertising. Maybe he’ll get some rich widow with a healthy 401K to join his church.
As I expected, the US probation office is allowing Ron to travel. A trip to Columbia, MO on April 9 is posted on his blog, followed by trips to Dallas, Detroit, and Phoenix. He will be accompanied by the silently gossiping witness. Since she has been ordained as a prophet her travel expenses can be paid with tax-free church funds.
Yesterday, False Prophet Ronald Weinland posted part 1 of the 6th chapter of his 3rd book of fantasy. This chapter is the carrot he’s been dangling in front of his followers, that he had to rewrite several times. As usual it has some bold lies. He states that Pentecost of 2012 was the first date given PKG for Christ’s return and that they believed that to be the date for the four years prior. There are two things wrong with that:
(1) the Pentecost 2012 date was declared to PKG in Weinland’s sermon of June 28, 2008. That was less than 4 years, though some would argue that he just rounded it up and the way he phrased it doesn’t mean that. Won’t make much hash of that point. But the next point:
(2) This was not the first date given PKG. The first date given was Trumpets of 2011. PKG believed that to be the date until Ron withdrew it in his sermon of June 21, 2008. Which was within the 4 years prior to Pentecost of 2012. And if you want to claim authority for Herbert Armstrong, you would have to include those dates: the vague ones and the specific one of Trumpets 1975.
Also, God did not decide until the middle of 2008 whether Christ’s return would be on Pentecost of 2012 or on Pentecost of 2019. It was the middle of 2008, actually the week following his announcement of the Pentecost of 2012 date, when he got a knock on his door by the IRS special agent investigating his tax crimes. God didn’t let Ron in on the change of plans until he was serving his prison sentence after being convicted for those crimes.
At the end of this first part posted on his blog, Weinland states that “Any period of time can be represented as a “prophetic day,” “. He’s had several prophetic days of different lengths, and I expect more to come.
Since the Two Witnesses don’t want their message spread, I no longer will quote their posts on my website. But those who know where their website is can go there read them, then come back here to leave any comments. If you don’t want to visit his website, the excerpt is reposted on two different Facebook pages.
The latest excerpt of his third book focuses on the Catholic Church. He mentioned the reformation of the 1400-1600s. It seems the splinters had only slight doctrinal differences but had disagreement about which men were to govern it. Pretty much like the present day of Armstrongism.
Revelation 17 is mentioned, with the symbolism there interpreted to refer to the Catholic church and the various incarnations of the Roman empire, of which Hitler’s Germany was one. The Bible is a versatile book, being able to mean whatever you want it to mean. With a modest amount of effort, it could be made to point to other things. Like Armstrongism. For example, one could cherry pick from the various splinters of Armstrongism to be the 7 heads and 10 horns.
Weinland’s last paragraph of this excerpt accuses the Catholic Church of persecuting God’s true church, responsible for killing and imprisonment of God’s people. So I guess that somehow the IRS, the Justice Department, the Federal Court, and 12 jurors were just tools of the Catholic Church.
3 And I will give power to my two witnesses, and they will prophesy one thousand two hundred and sixty days, clothed in sackcloth.”
4 These are the two olive trees and the two lamp stands standing before the God of the earth. 5 And if anyone wants to harm them, fire proceeds from their mouth and devours their enemies. And if anyone wants to harm them, he must be killed in this manner. 6 These have power to shut heaven, so that no rain falls in the days of their prophecy; and they have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to strike the earth with all plagues, as often as they desire.
When False Prophet Ronald Weinland began his first timeline in April of 2008, he issued a curse calling for the slow internal death of anyone who would criticize him. When he restarted his second timeline later that December, he reissued his death curse changing it to speedy.
Now that he started his third timeline, he is issuing DMCA notices:
I think the real issue for the Weinlands is the commentary by those who read his drivel. Nevertheless, I will shortly remove their content from this website but leave the comments. I wonder in they’ll be issuing takedown notices to their admirers on FaceBook who have also been reposting Ron’s book.